FROM THE
ARENA FLOOR
COMING SOON
The Thumpster Cat Toy. Big ego. Little balance.
01 / In the ring
TONIGHT'S FEATURED FIGHTER
THE THUMPSTER.
The Thumpster doesn't train. He doesn't stretch. He hangs out in the middle of your living room at 3am waiting for someone — anyone — to take a shot.
Tip him over and he's upright before your cat has pulled her paw back. He isn't fast. He isn't clever. He is simply, infuriatingly, still standing.
EDITION 001CAUTION / THUMPSTERPAW
ACCESS
ACCESS
UNDEFEATED**
** According to The Thumpster.
LIVE / THE SMALL MAIN EVENTTAP TO TAKE A SHOT ↗
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02 / THE MAIN FIGHT
THE THUMPSTER VS MR. PICKLES
MAIN EVENT / FOOTAGE TO COME
FIGHT FOOTAGE COMING SOON.
THE THUMPSTER
MR. PICKLES
FIGHT FOOTAGE COMING SOON.
03 / THE FIGHT CARD
THE TALE OF THE TAPE
He commissioned his own trading card. Naturally, he approved every statistic.
Click or tap to turn the card ↻
TAKE HIM OFF OUR HANDSGET LAUNCH UPDATES04 / THE TOY
WHAT’S ACTUALLY IN THE TOY
TOP HALFSolid TPR upper bodyTwists and locks onto the base.
TWIST & LOCKThe upper body twists and locks onto the base.
CATNIP SACHETRound, breathableTea-bag style sachet resting on the steel ball.
2.5 CM STEEL BALLSecured inside the base — the self-righting weight.
BOTTOM HALFPVC baseHollow interior with 4 ventilation holes for catnip scent.
VENTILATION HOLE (4 TOTAL)Diameter: 1.5 mm (approx.)
WHY TPR ON TOP?
The upper body is made from solid TPR, a flexible material that gives the toy its molded shape. It twists and locks onto the base.
WHY A PVC BASE?
The rounded PVC base houses the secured stainless-steel ball and catnip sachet. The weight sits low in the toy to support its self-righting design, while four ventilation holes allow catnip scent to pass through.
DIMENSIONS
To be confirmed with final production samples.
SAFETY
Materials have been tested. Final assembled-product testing is not yet complete. Supervise play, inspect the toy regularly, and stop use if it is damaged, fails to close securely, or exposes an internal component.
REFILLS
Catnip refills planned as a follow-up product.
05 / RINGSIDE REACTIONS
RINGSIDE REACTIONS
Somehow, people have opinions
AWAITING THE CROWD
Real customer reactions will appear here after launch.
06 / FROM THE ARENA FLOOR
FROM THE ARENA FLOOR
The Thumpster’s TikTok feed. Ringside footage coming soon.
COMING SOON
FROM THE
ARENA FLOOR
COMING SOON
FROM THE
ARENA FLOOR
COMING SOON
07 / RINGSIDE SEATS
A LEGEND IN HIS OWN
DISPLAY BOX.
Doors open soon. Join the guest list for The Thumpster’s launch updates.